Ok someone said i should update before i leave for NS...oh well.anw its x'mas eve (or thanksgiving if u wanna call it...better still call it turkey eating) and i'm stuck at home..how FUN can that bE?haha...alot of ppl sharing the same sentiments i guess cos every1's talkin abt how boring life is after exams...and how being stress free's kinda eating into them.oh well...
worked frm last friday to monday for a mere $200 (which i must sadly say...i've spent all of it before even collecting my pay! haha) been fun la actually...mayb cos it really helps working amongst a group of way way older aunties and uncles! haha...throughout the 4 days i'm working (or running arnd frm supermarket to supermarket makin sure there are enough of tang1 yuan2 for aunties and uncles to buy) i got unless attention frm every old person i see.haha...the aunties there adore me and the uncles there can't stop talking to me!
the NTUC staff workin in the cold room (hell...its freaking cold sia! imagine standing inside a room of pure -24 degrees counting cartons of stock for 15 minutes...if ur ears dun hurt ur fingers prob turn white with numbness and ur teeth clattering!) and the store room are freaking nice...they routinely offer me drinks (as i recall...yogurts, sugar cane drinks, aloe vera drinks, can drinks..even soya bean! haha) and even asked me if i've ate (1 offered to buy sth back for me to eat on her lunch break la...) the best part of it all is that dey actually help me stack up stock when i'm not around! imagine ppl doing ur job for you! haha...saves my energy and time sia.the uncles on the other hand were not as generous with their wallets, but they sure are with their mouth. there's this uncle who's job is to clean the place and clear away the loads of empty cardboard boxes..he had to come over to talk to me everytime i end up in the NTUC he's workin in. he will either complain to me abt some other cleaner not doin his job, or he will be tellin me abt potential customers, or even ask me to eat with him! haha...how fun!
the staff ain't the only helpful ones...promoters were friendly too! (well...mostly la) the rival promoter (she sells another brand of tang1 yuan2) at punggol plaza actually end up chattin with me abt soccer bets, 4D, toto and the likes all the time...and the promoter for some fish ball (plus sotong ball and lots of stuff...weird :S) actually cooked a plasticbag full of them for me 1 evening when i absently told her i haven't eaten yet. haha...she was like "eh ah boy..kuai4 dian3 kuai4 dian3...na2 qu4 chi1 hor!" haha...love her sia.
ofcos..not all are as nice la.the rival promoter at coldstorage (compasspoint) was a total slut. she looks like ahmeng, and has hair that only guy sebastian can match! freakin ugly to the core la...wanted to call the zoo to pick up that animal but decided to save the zoo's resources (the zoo keepers will hav a hard time grooming this bitch) and hope she dies of stroke and rot in a sewer somewhere! incase u're wonderin what did she do to me...well she did what all top bitches do! i was promoting my brand to an aunty, and that blardy slut had the audacity to walk frm the other corner of the freezer thingie u find in supermarkets (where all the meat and ice cream are on display la) to the aunty and pulled her away to buy the other brand! what the hell! where's ur professionalism sia! i may be a boy (at 18..i'm considered a boy amongst ladies..haha) and not earning commission for sales (that's y i let the bet-crazy rival promoter cut all my sales since she's nice)..but atleast hav the professional courtesy to respect not only the customer's right to perfect knowlege of products but also to my right to do my job! felt like slapping her blardy head off the totem pole of her body...or put her thru some of jackass's greatest moves! she even had the guts to sell tang yuan to indians (i'm not being racist...jus being skeptical of her purpose) and malays la! crazy bitch!
oh well..that sums up my workin experience this hols..haha.crave 04 was...as boring as crave 03! haha...it was freakin boring la.the pageant it self was a total sleeper.ok i admit i dunno the ppl there but hey..atleast make the pageant more fun la! mambo night after that was ok la.every1 started slow and started cold...but soon it became real hot (and i'm not talkin abt girls..yet). too bad i 4got most of mambo moves sia...haha.that nite was freakin crowded...so crowded there was a realli bad jam frm zouk to phuture la! haha..it was totally un-enter-able! i'm freakin heavy already, and yet i was squeezed to the point my feet were nearly off the ground la..imagine how the girls will feel.hahaha.
phuture was worst..it was so freakin crowded there were periods my dick was practically implanted (this sounds gross..but i'm exploring the edges of my vocab already tryin to let u picture the level of crowded-ness) into some girl's ass for a whole hour.not too sure if she actually knew what was goin on (c'mon...who am i deceiving? she has to know, rite?) but she jus kept grindin her butt into my..vitals..and her back to my chest (not that i'm complainin much..but remember i'm the passive one here!!) yeechwan said i did sth else to another girl..but that's pretty much all the action that nite (for u ppl who want an idea of what i actually do) haha.
oh...1 piece of advice though...nvr go on a freakin crowded nite. it was exceptionally crowded that nite (for unknown reasons) and it was certainly the right nite for a fight and a wrong one to dance.haha..and the guys there are super possesive la..always protecting their own group of girls and limiting derwin n my chances to dance w girls..thus all in all i share the same sentiments w yaozong regardin that nite..it sux! so much for crave '04! lets wait for BORING crave'05 !!
oh well...any1 still complainin abt me not updating? haha...here's a long update to bore u all out! cya peepz! and merry xmas!! peace ~!